{"product_id":"giant-salted-butter-squishy-stress-toy-400g","title":"Giant Salted Butter Squishy Stress Toy 400g","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🧈 Giant Salted Butter Squishy — The Most Satisfying Squeeze You'll Ever Have\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks like butter. It feels like butter. But you absolutely cannot spread it on toast — and that's exactly what makes it brilliant. The \u003cstrong\u003eGiant Salted Butter Squishy Stress Toy\u003c\/strong\u003e is a super-sized, slow-rise foam squeeze toy shaped like a classic 400g block of salted butter, complete with realistic packaging print. Squeeze it, squish it, smoosh it — it bounces right back every time. Whether you're stress-busting at your desk, hunting for the most unhinged gift idea, or just deeply obsessed with the internet's favourite dairy product, this is the one. Trending, tactile, and totally ridiculous in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e✨ Key Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧈 \u003cstrong\u003eRealistic butter block design\u003c\/strong\u003e — looks just like a 400g pack of salted butter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🥳 \u003cstrong\u003eSuper-satisfying slow-rise foam\u003c\/strong\u003e — squeezes down and bounces back perfectly every time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📱 \u003cstrong\u003eTrending novelty item\u003c\/strong\u003e — a viral sensation and the ultimate quirky gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💼 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect desk stress toy\u003c\/strong\u003e — squeeze away tension without making a mess\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eIdeal gift for all ages\u003c\/strong\u003e — birthdays, Secret Santa, white elephant, or just because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eComes wrapped in clear packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e — ready to gift straight out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eNon-toxic, food-safe foam\u003c\/strong\u003e — safe for kids and adults alike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📋 What's in the Box\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x Giant Salted Butter Squishy Stress Toy (approx. 400g \/ 14oz size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in clear display packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e📌 Materials\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from soft, slow-rise polyurethane (PU) foam. Non-toxic and latex-free. Surface printed with realistic butter block design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Warnings \u0026amp; Safety Info\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔞 \u003cstrong\u003eNot suitable for children under 3 years\u003c\/strong\u003e — not a food product, do not eat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong\u003enovelty toy only\u003c\/strong\u003e — it is not real butter and must not be consumed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep away from open flames and extreme heat — foam may deform.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain shape and texture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not submerge in water — surface clean only with a damp cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult supervision recommended for young children during play.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e❓ FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is this real butter?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Absolutely not — it's a foam squishy toy. Please do not attempt to cook with it. We cannot stress this enough. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How big is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: It's modelled after a standard 400g \/ 14oz butter block — a satisfyingly chunky size that's perfect for two-handed squeezing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is the foam safe for kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Yes — it's made from non-toxic, latex-free PU foam. Suitable for ages 3+. Adult supervision recommended for younger children.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Does it return to its original shape after squeezing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Yes! It's a slow-rise foam, so it gradually returns to its full butter block shape after every squeeze — deeply satisfying every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Can it be used as a stress toy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: 100% yes. Squeeze it at your desk, in the car, during meetings — wherever stress finds you, butter is there.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mrblue.uk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47833122209844,"sku":"MRB-BUTTER-SQUISHY-400G","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/4501\/4068\/files\/Photoroom_20260528_175242.jpg?v=1779988792","url":"https:\/\/mrblue.uk\/products\/giant-salted-butter-squishy-stress-toy-400g","provider":"mrblue.uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}